For months women have been saying, “That’s enough Old Man Winter!” From traffic nightmares, to the flu, to kids being constantly out of school, the weather has challenged mom’s everywhere with its blustery bite. But here at The Naked Hero, we have a different theory as to why women have their panties in a pinch…they’re tired of the scenery. Tired of boots. Tired of coats and scarves. Just plain tired of all the layers.
We’ve been seeing gorgeous masculine faces peeking out of winter gear for months…and months! Is he sexy as hell?
Ummmm…his eyes are definitely dreamy. But where’s the rest of him? Where are the broad shoulders? The defined pecs? The sculpted biceps and drool-worthing abs? It’s not the grass and the flowers women miss. It’s the male body and all it’s glorious muscle that’s been hiding for too long! Couples are suffering and it’s time to put and end to all the pain.
It’s time to take it off.
See? Women are breathing a sigh of relief. Their blood is warming and the tingle in their toes is building. All it takes, is a little less layers. But guys, please don’t stop there. Move on to the summer attire–muscle shirts and board shorts–the clothing that molds to your body and is so much easier to remove.
We’re ready to see your manly bling against bare skin.
But most of all, we’re ready for the bad boys of summer to return. Come back to us. Show us all that glorious skin and animal instinct. We’re ready for hot days and even steamier nights. Won’t you join us?
So let’s put old man winter to rest and share our favorite spring or summer activities that showcases the male physique. Is it the construction sites, with shirtless sweaty men straining their muscles to create the impossible, that heats your core? Or is it surfers, defying the odds while catching the big waves? Could it be the clean, crisp strokes of a man swimming laps at your apartment complex pool that you’ve been dying to see? Maybe, it’s your man pulling off his shirt and tie to grill steaks for a quiet romantic dinner for two? We’d love to know what scenery you’ve been missing all winter long!
Kym Roberts is a retired Detective Sergeant who spent most of her career in the Special Victims Unit. After her law enforcement career, she learned about the publishing industry from the inside as publicity director for Entangled Publishing, but chose to dedicate all of her time to writing in 2014. “Life is too short. Don’t create a bucket list–achieve your dreams now!” You can find Kym on Facebook or Twitter.